Isn’t the first step to recovery admitting you have a problem? OK, I admit it then – I am powerless over television! But what if I don’t want to recover? What if I’m content with my addiction? I guess if I’m not hurting anyone… And plus, I can’t live without my friends at Seattle Grace, or the survivors of ill-fated Oceanic 815, or my favorite ex-CTU agent!
People often ask how I have the time to watch so much television. It’s easy. I have no children, a dog that sleeps 22 hours a day and needs very little exercise or attention, and a husband that works second shift. All this equals me having complete control over the remote control five nights a week! If I had to share the remote… well, let’s just say it could get ugly. It could get “my Sox vs. his Yanks in the playoffs” ugly. {{{shivers}}}
And nothing sets off a good old-fashioned panic attack like an unexpected night off during the week or talk of him moving to first shift. If it’s a night when I’m recording multiple shows at once, I break out into a cold sweat! What if he wants to watch something else? Which show can I go without? Is it airing at an alternate time? Can I watch it online? {{{wrings hands nervously}}} Should I just watch on another TV? On the one hand, I need to watch my shows… but on the other hand, I really should spend time with my husband. Decisions… decisions… Pfffft!
If you know me at all, you know that I have a very close relationship with my television and an even tighter bond with my TiVo. If either ever decided to leave me, I’m really not sure I would have the will to go on. Seriously. I’m honestly surprised that my TiVo has stayed with me this long. The torture I inflict on it starts in mid-September and doesn’t let up until sometime in May, yet it never complains. Some evenings I’m pretty sure I see smoke billowing out of the TiVo, but it never lets me down. Well, almost never. There are those times when it gets so full, it has to barf out a program or two. But thankfully, it’s almost always a show my husband has recorded. Phew.
Sorry, I digress… My blog plan is simple. I plan to talk about TV and how it makes me happy. I plan to discuss my favorite shows and maybe, I’ll even throw in a post here and there that actually has some valid information in it. Now that the new fall season has started… stay tuned!
~Stacy Johnson


